nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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heart:

when you get a new book from school and they smell hella bad

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neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

chillatthedisco:

do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug

THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING OF ALL THE SHOW 

jaredleto:

.@shannonleto rides a horse! #DoOrDie

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark